Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Special Guest Opinion: Dirty South Joe on Why John Brown Was Maliciously Robbed

Fuck yall hateurs. John Brown is the man...
1. Named after one of the most complex and fascinating white people in US history.
2. Has obviously studied the music game well enough to survive as an entity for as long as he pleases.
3. Wrote a song (Car Wars) for the final challenge/performance that was essentially his version of Kanye's "Diamonds From Sierra Leone." Admit it, that shit was deep, thoughtful, and for the format with which he was to present himself, brave.
4. Added "Hallelujah Holla Back" and "Entity, not a rapper" to my everyday vocab before I heard him spit a single rap.
5. He held his own in the battle in Detroit and even got a unanimous vote of confidence from the OG battle rappers in the competition.
6. Mattsoreal & I said so...

Shamrock, however, is a caricature of a caucasian, downsouf rapper. His voice is shrill and high pitched, and his verses and punchlines are outlines of slogans ("Get up get out and DO something") made famous by everybody else. He does the doubletime thang sort of decent, but he's not interesting or talented enough to imagine hearing an entire lp by. Shit, I don't think he could carry a single. I'm not joking when I say that I'd like to hear a John Brown album. With the right production, that shit would be worthwhile. True, he's got a lazy flow and not a lot of energy, but he might actually have something to say.

Obviously, EgoTrip/VH1 made sure they didn't pick the best contestants possible, cause there are quite a few caucasoid heavy spitters runnin around. Regardless, John Brown should have been an easy decision. King of tha burbz was ROBBED!


Blogger King Cobra said...

seeing these fucking retarded comments about john brown having potential have made me decide that this blog and i must part ways.. so long cocksmokers!!!

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Houston y Mas in relation to MattSoReal and things that might happen in Houston or relate to Houston or be Houston or is Houston or just is.

so hows is this houston related

12:55 PM  
Blogger Pushermania said...

Who gives a fuck. One day I decide to write about tv and some hoes start hating. Fuck you go away thank you. Or as Shamrock would say FLY AWAY!

3:20 PM  
Anonymous unaffilliated said...

is UGK jumpin off twice at SXSW?

9:18 AM  
Blogger Pushermania said...

yes sirrrrrrrrrrrrrr they are.

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Anonymous DigiPimp said...

All this love for a mediocre rapper at best that was full of himself is a bit scary. Sure he should have won and he was trying to say some smart things in his Car Wars song. But just saying something smart doesnt equal a good song contrary to what many of these rappers with smart thoughts think about their garbage songs.

You gotta speak to a wider audience in a smart way and thats what truly requires talent, of which this guy dosnt posess, and neither did the others on the show. So sure he should have won, Shamrock isnt very good, but building this guy up and using his corny slang is scaring me.

5:39 PM  
Blogger Pushermania said...

It's just funny man. and I'ma give it up to dude for entertaining me thoroughly for 8 weeks or some shit.

9:44 PM  
Anonymous DigiPimp said...

For me I give it up Ego Trip, they took what could have been a really horrible show and made it cool. Lots of guest appearances, personally I like the one with Bushwick rapping and wearing the fro and big glasses the most myself.

But they had alot of other stuff in that made it actually a good show even if most of the rappers were horrible. Thats why I watched it all the way through.

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