Mayne we in London mayne. I wish I could process all these photos and make it happen for you on demand, but alas and alak I am only one man, and a drunk, stoned, stupid one at that. SO we sit here and hope that the words will work for you for now.
Today in London I made a 4 hour/$100 round trip to the airport to pick up my wife and then hooked up with Dizzee Rascal who took us to get Jerk Chicken and we saw a dude get arressted for having a gun! Not that that is cool or anything, but it was really something to see in the LDN where they not sposed to have such things. I wanted to pull him aside and tell him to recognize and respect the peacefulness that is Post WWII Europe but then I thought i should just get in the car and get the fuck out of there. The jerk chicken was amazing and I got some cats on video rapping outside with Dizzee for the HoustonSoReal on the Road DVD that will be available for purchase for the first time 24 November. Um did I tell you that Logan Sama, Plastikman, Wiley and Skepta will be at Warehouse Live in Houston for a special Lady Sov after party 24 November? Oh forgive me. We staying open till 3 am too beeshes. I got a couple sponsors in the pipeline, but if you wanna give me some money and brand your motherfuckin ass in front of a LOT of tastemaking Houstonians and a gang of Houston ex-pats, well you can get a lot of bang for your buck (22 Nov. Dallas - 23 nov. Austin - Venues TBA start bidding now). You fuckers need to quit fronting and just put that money in my pocket. When that happens, then, I got you.
Anyway, today was off the chain. Dizzee hit me up early and I told him where I was (East London in Hackney/Clapton bitches) and he said 'Boy You are in the hoooooooood.' and we are, thanks to Dave Stelfox for that. The hood in London rules if you like to eat and drink and such, like myself. Good vibes too.
Anyway Dizzee took me to where he grew up, Bow, and I got some SERIOUS footage for the DVD. You are gonna fuckin freak the fuck out. Distributors put your bids in now cuz I'm gonna kill these fools with their street dvds (Though DJ Chill is gona smash me and end up geting an MTV show off of his, watch. DJ Chill is the next Andy Milonakis SoReal. He's gonna teach you what language they speak in England - it's English).
HoustonSoReal On The Road mayne. Just stay with me here.
Anyway, after the Dizzee Rascal tour of London I finally met my Distant Cousins Hattie Collins and Chantelle Fiddy. Recognize a playa when you see me on the street fools. That's my fuckin peoples. They got that real love for the music. London, consider yourselves lucky, these gurls really care and you lazy fucks beter recognize that shit. I feel that shit.
And they bought me and Melissa and Dave Stelfox - quite possibly the greatest man alive - pints of some sort of Lagerish type stuff. Respect. Safe. Um, I don't know much other London ghetto slang but by tomorrow I'm gonna be right proper with that shit.
Ric and Chill are doing Pirate Radio somewhere with my man Brian Bartholomew - quite possibly the greatest man alive too - and I missed it cuz my phone dont work and well, I have excuses for everything. Get used to it. Yo Yo at Notting Hill Arts Club Thursday night. If you are in LDN and you are not there, you stupit daw. And if you got people in LDN and you havent called them yet to tell them to come out - you suck a fat dick in hell Hater.
I don't know. I'm delirious, a bit drunk, poppin weird Euro pills with Mercedes Benz symbols on them and I am out.
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